Life on the Mekong and Other Rivers

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Saturday, March 07, 2009

Because he's a guy

Scene: Jack, walking around our bedroom grabbing his crotch tonight.

Katherine: Jack, do you have to go pee pee?

Jack: No, mommy.

Katherine: Then why are you holding your penis?

Jack: I like holding my penis.