Dear J. Stephen Dietrich

Never fear, your daughter is safe and sound in Myanmar. I am taking good care of her, and we are having a lovely time in Bagan, staying at this hotel (our room is on the second level, facing the river)

Of course, we can't access e-mail (as the yahoo.mail website is blocked here) but just wanted to allay your fears.

Sincerely,

Your son-in-law