A play in three parts

This play stars Jack and his friend Eva. It's a bit racy so those that are easily offended might do well to go elsewhere for their entertainment...


Scene 1: Jack is entertaining a young lady friend. Things get a little steamy.

Jack: Hey baby, I like your little pink outfit. What say I drive you crazy with my romantic ways.

Eva: Whatever dude, you got no...oh!

Jack: That's right, lady! I know what you like.



Scene 2:

Jack realizes there are other people in the room.

Jack: What's up fellas? You see how I had this little lady eating out of my hands? I am the master of romance. If I could walk, I would swagger, but for now a wry grin will have to do.

Eva: Jack, you are starting to bore me.

Scene 3:

Jack: Bore you, eh? How about I go in for a little more sugar. What do you think about tha...

Eva: I don't think so. Your time is up, loser.

And, curtain...

I'm still trying to flesh out the dialogue, but I think I've got a great start here. Goodbye State Dept., hello Off-Broadway.