And finally, to review...

Tae Kwon Do Ready Stance.

After reading the directions for the ready stance in the link, it strikes me that someone who is supposed to be on guard at the DMZ should probably take the last bit in Step 5 with a grain of salt.

And this, I believe, is called the Tae Kwon Do Not-So-Ready Stance. But I'd have to look that up.

The white stakes in the distance demarcate the line of control between North and South.