An opportunity to put down roots - literally

As I was refusing an applicant today he cut me off to say that f he didn't come back to Laos after his short visit to the United States, I could take his 80 cows/buffalo, tractor, and 3 hectares of land

I could get myself some property if I played my cards right. Alas, his promise of land and cattle wasn't enough to qualify him for a visa.