Katherine, certain she is on the 'nice' list, checks under the tree again

But to no avail. Katherine has been decidedly naughty this year.

As such, no presents for her. Also, because a) she is a heathen and b) we live in a country populated by 'gasp' non-christians, Katherine probably does not realize that Christmas is still 2 weeks away, and santa hasn't even come to present the baby Jesus to the manager yet (or something like that, I get confused).

Although I really don't know what use she has for a lump of coal, so she probably won't be too excited when the real Christmas comes anyway.

Okay, so Katherine is planning a party, and does know that Christmas is indeed 14 (or so) away.

But she's still on the naughty list, and should expect naught but coal (and no, this isn't a sly way of hinting that you are getting a diamond, honey)