I like the way this guy thinks...

Girl: Do you have any exciting plans for tonight?

Guy: No. Do you want to have a hot dog eating contest?

Girl: Not so much, since I'm a vegetarian.

Guy: I guess I win, then.

--Fordham University, Rose Hill
Overheard by: Andrea

This is from this website http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/004535.html which posts things that people overhear around New York (and send in to the proprietor of the website). Many are very raunchy and/or sexual, so if you get the vapors easily and are all out of laudanum, you best not read others.

I thought the guy's 'win' was pretty funny, though. Also a hot dog eating contest sounds like a great way to spend a night with friends.